Vampires are from Venus, Werewolves are from Mars: A Comprehensive Guide to Attracting Supernatural Love by Vera Nazarian

Author:Vera Nazarian
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Publisher: Curiosities (Imprint of Norilana Books)
Published: 2012-11-22T03:00:00+00:00

Ideal Mate for a Mercurian or Moon-Lunarian

The fae are remarkably beautiful, aesthetically perfect in every way, proud and hot, and occasionally sadistic. So unless you are an absolute clod, you will probably be able to attract a remarkable variety of sensible and romantic supernatural partners, as long as they are supermodel-perfect.

Zombies and hence Jupiterians are emphatically not recommended.

Neptunian or Saturnian mummies are a long stretch, because of oily flapping bits of rag and sailor-windblown dry skin. But the inner beauty of their loyal romantic souls can go a long way when propped up against mere dermatology.

As always, Earthlings are something to fall back upon, though there may be some time-based confusion, what with all that Faerie Savings Time™ versus Daylight Savings.

However, the most delightful mates for you are made of thin air. Ghostly and angelic Quantum Planetoids can be an ethereal good bet. So go outside and let the wind blow the two of you together, and let the Aeolian Harp sing!

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